Karla Lane Cums Clean
You’re not a monk right? Because if you are, you should just stop reading this now. You shouldn’t even be here. You should be ashamed of yourself. Geez. But if you’re just a normal man who hasn’t taken some scary vow of celibacy, then you’ve come to the right place. Especially because I’m about to talk about Mz. Karla Lane. Oh Karla. How you tempt us all with your cheeky young looks, your creamy milky tan skin, and those big old tiggle bitties. We’ve been watching you Karla. Oh yeah. And we like what we see.
From the perspective of a regular porno enthusiast, Karla is like God’s gift to the Plumpers scene. She’s graced the covers of Big Butt several times. She’s shot for Score Group. She has her own growing filth empire, and she sits on her throne of naughtiness lording over all. Her filmography sounds like a fat lover’s buffet…Mega Butts #17, Scale Bustin’ Babes #30, Big Fat Cream Pie #4, Fat Girls Just Wanna Suck Cock #2, and my personal favorites Big Lovin’ #1 & #3 from Sensational Video! She’s racking up the scenes, working hard to become your all time favorite Big Girl. And why shouldn’t she be? She has everything you could ever want in a lady. She’s young, only 21 years old. She’s fun. She’s short and sweet, like a quickie. Standing at 5’2” and weighing…I’d guess…something like 180 pounds (even though she only admits to 155 or those). She’s the perfect size for you BBW lovers. Not only is she pretty in the face, but her ass and pussy are like little jewels. They’re like an oasis in a desert of pussy. You’ve never seen pussy so juicy and tasty looking.
So I had the pleasure of hanging out with her very briefly the other day. We were doing a photoshoot for Big Butt’s October issue. I have to say that she was one of the most efficient models I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with. We were in and out (and in and out) before I knew what happened. In fact, as I was holding the camera, she was telling me which poses should come next, like a good director. I suggested she direct her own films…and she agreed. That’s definitely in her future. This little mama knows how to twist and pose her body to get the best angles. She knows what the men want to see.
So I was pleased to find out that Karla lives just down the street from me. I was also pleased to find out that she’s really down to Earth. Models these days can start getting a little prissy when they hit the big time. Not this little lady. She’s like a breath of fresh air. So I asked her about her regular day-to-day life. You know, what she does when she’s not sucking dick. She was very open and sweet telling me that she usually spends time at home, just relaxing. She likes to wear cute pajamas and watch movies with friends. She likes to cook Latina home style meals for her lucky lover. Yeah, she’s dating someone…another porn star actually. They’ve been together for three years now. But you know, when porn stars date, there’s a lot of extracurricular sex going on. In fact, most of the time these sex performers get home spent, sticky, and exhausted. They take a hot shower together, and tumble out all steaming and fresh only to fall asleep moments later. It can’t be all glamour and sex all the time. Shit just try wearing makeup and fucking all day every day. You’ll get zits and a chafed ass.
What you should know about Karla is that she’s a fiery vixen on screen, and she’s the best homegirl and girlfriend anyone could ask for. She’s loyal. She’s honest. She’s not taking any shit. She’s tired of the unreal. Hell, she’s a porn star and she lives in Los Angeles. Come on…it can’t get any more fantasyland than that! She’s not going to go out drinking and getting high. She takes care of her body. She likes to keep it straight edge…except for the sex obviously! She loves hot chocolate, and candy. She loves video games and kittens. I’m serious; this girl is like a G-rated cartoon version until she gets in front of the camera.
I guess that’s normal in this business. You’ve got these incredibly sexy and talented ladies with awesome bodies who work that shit like everyone’s looking, then they go home and have a cup of tea, play bridge or something, and pass out from sheer exhaustion on the couch. It’s not easy sucking five dicks at a time y’all. You think taking a DP is child’s play? Well, obviously not.
If you need to get a little more personal with Karla, then check out her Myspace page at www.myspace.com/karlalanexxx. There’s some bio information, some cute blogs about whatever’s on her mind, and some pictures…censored of course. She’s totally down to chat with you, but make sure that you don’t send her some dumb ass shit like “Hey, I wanna tap that ass” or “What’s up baby?” She totally loathes it when people waste her time. Send her something sexy, like a detailed description of what you’d like to do to her ass if you had a chance.
So, I’m just about to start working on the next issue of Big Butt, and I was thinking of reviewing Big Lovin’ for the magazine. Karla graces the cover with her sexy tits hanging out, and she’s looking mighty tempting. So I think I’ll get started on that early, and give you guys the review preview! So I popped it in, went to the menu, skipped to Karla’s Scene, and got interested.
Yeah, Karla’s looking sassy and cute in a blue corset and matching panties. She’s horny, and feeling a little hot, so she starts taking her breasts out to get some cool air on them. Karla’s FF bazooms are like the clouds of heaven, and she’s licking and fondling them for my pleasure. Oh man, when that girl turns around, her chunky ass fills the screen and my heart drops to my stomach. You all are going to die when you see this. She pulls down her lacy panties and asks if I like the way her butt looks. Um…yeah. She wiggles it, and giggles while she does it. She’s getting even hotter, so she undoes her corset a little more and starts to play with her clit. Two fingers run across her tongue, getting them nice and wet before she slips those digits inside. Her playboy for the evening can’t take it anymore, and comes onscreen with his cock out. Now things are getting interesting.
Karla starts sucking that black cock and teasing it with her tongue. She fiddles with his balls a little bit, and makes that sausage stand at full attention. This guy is really enjoying himself, and his funny face pulling demonstrates his total disregard for anything other than Karla’s mouth. The Latin lovely is ready to get fucked, so she lies back and her new lover mounts her missionary style. He plugs away, making her moan…and then he pulls out and starts fucking her mouth again! When you get ready for some really amazing ass views, move forward to when she hops on top! Karla’s ass squeezes and dimples as she rides the black cock. Her ass fills the screen as the camera swings under the action for some close ups.
Karla is really on fire now, and she jumps to her knees to taste her pussy off his cock again. She takes it doggystyle. She sucks him off. She puts it in her pussy. She takes it in her mouth again. This guy can’t even begin to comprehend what’s happening on his dick, and he completely loses control. He pulls it out of her mouth and cums all over her big fluffy tits. Karla giggles and flashes that cute smile like she’s far too innocent to realize how fucking sexy she is. Those dimples on her face make her look so incredibly cute. Damn. I want to suck on her cheeks until they disappear.
So listen, if you want to pick up this DVD, then head over to www.sensationalvideo.com. You can order it there, but then send it over to her via her Myspace page and she’ll sign it for you! Isn’t that awesome? Alright guys, thanks for stopping by and letting me rattle on about Karla. This girl takes my breath away, and I’m sure she’ll make you breathless as well. Ciao!
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i lovie karla lane amazing
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I like Her foot…, so sexy…
please send me your movie…
This girl is wonderful. I hope some day find a girl like her to have the best sex of all my life.
My wife looks exactly like her - when she brought home 2 guys the other week (we swing) it was like having my own karla porn film right in front of me