Year of the Plumper

I’ve just had the absolute pleasure of speaking to the lovely Miss Crystal Clear over the phone on a gloomy damp Southern California day. Both of us were still in our pajamas dreading the time when we’d have to leave the warm comforts of our bedrooms to go out in the rain and start our days. You’d be surprised how innocent and young she sounds over the phone wires. I almost felt bad asking her such personal questions!

Just in case you’ve been a toad under some log for the last three years, let me (re) introduce you to the sumptuous buffet that Crystal is serving. This outstanding looking BBW stands at 5’5” and offers a sexy 190 pounds for your flesh loving enjoyment. She’s been dangling head first over the boiling hot BBW sex industry for some time now and has graced the lenses of over fifty film cameras in her career as a sexpot. Such fine films as All That Ass- The orgy #5, Pimp Juice 2, Meat on the Grill, Massive Wet Asses and Gigantic Brick-House Butts feature the lovely Miss Clear. There will be more, don’t you worry.

In speaking with Crystal, I learned a few things about her preferences and I was happily surprised by how candid she was. If you’re such a big fan of hers that you’ve delved into the fine art of internet stalking so you can find out about the personal life of your favorite star, you may have discovered that Crystal is actually Bi-Sexual…with a distinct lean towards the lesbian side. She has known that she preferred women ever since she can remember. Her attraction isn’t one stemming from narcissism. You couldn’t really blame her if it was. I mean, she’s so damned fine, one can see how she might want to get sexual with someone similar looking to herself. No. Crystal just thinks other girls are too beautiful to escape her affections. She loves the sensual curves of a woman’s figure. The sway of the lower back, and the roundness of a good pair of tits turn her irreversibly ON. She likes to press her full figure up against that of another luscious femme and feel how the two feel flush up against each other. Crystal also loves to sip from the furry cup, and makes it her business to totally orally satisfy any female lover she has the pleasure of sharing herself with.

Don’t get me wrong; she doesn’t totally hate sliding into home with a bat and two balls. That’s obvious if you’ve ever seen her performances in one of her many adult films. She just finds men secondary in her sexual preferences. But just imagine if you did completely luck out and have managed to convince Crystal that you’re the man for her! She’d be more than willing to bring home one of her sexy companions to share with you. She told me, in fact, that any relationship she found herself in would have to be open. She feels that it’s a respect thing. If she’s going to go out and get laid all the time as a perk of her profession, she wouldn’t feel right not letting her partner do the same. She’s so loving and caring that she wouldn’t even really need to be there if you needed some true alone time with your meaningless fling. Imagine that! She truly is the perfect woman.

That nonsense aside, Crystal is also incredibly smart. She’s currently putting herself through college and will eventually have herself a lucrative career in the medical field! She won’t be making a magical disappearing act once she gets her diploma though. No worries. She said she’d continue working in the adult industry. Actually, she wants to get more heavily involved! She’s looking into producing and print modeling as well. Her website is dry at the moment, but she’s working on getting that back up too. One of the ways she uses her incredible sharp as a tack brainpower, is creative writing. Crystal loves to write all kinds of things, and is currently working on getting a sexy blog together. She’s even considering writing a book about her experiences in the adult industry, which she says have all been more or less great.

Now, lets get down to the real grit. Crystal admitted something rather personal to me, that I’m not sure if I should tell you about. It might ruin everything for you. Alright, I’ll give it up. She confessed that she doesn’t always enjoy filming her sex scenes. No, it’s not that she doesn’t LOVE getting plowed. It’s more that she finds herself getting bored having sex in front of the camera with certain people. She wouldn’t name any names, but she did say that although she has never turned down a film role because of the other actors, she has muttered some unpleasant things under her breath about it. It might be just because her sex drive is so high, that she finds herself being left unsatisfied by the rather quick performances of some of her partners! Now that you know though, you can make sure to take your time and enjoy being with a goddess such as Crystal should you ever get the chance, right? One of the men who have managed to satisfy her was the studly Mr. CJ Wright. I could almost see her blush through the phone as she was telling me about how he puts out a good scene. She nearly forgot she was a lesbian as she described his cut muscles and adept skill in manipulating his meat. She laughed as she described that he left her sore. I had to admit that I was intrigued. Sounds like she likes it rough.

As for the BBW porn scene in general, Crystal had many good things to say. Aside from a few rogue companies here and there, she has found that directors are really trying to show the flesh connoisseur what they want to see, while still keeping the lady’s pride and confidence in mind. She thinks it’s unfortunate that there are really people out there who treat the BBW scene as a joke, and does her best to steer clear of anyone or anything that might treat her as a commodity. Fortunately she has noticed the trends in porn as moving towards the bigger babe. There are more big ass and tit lover’s films out there than ever before, and she’s proud to be a leader in the scene. As for fan mail, you know she gets a lot of it. Crystal reads every e-mail and responds herself because she thinks that fans are incredibly important. She admits that occasionally she gets pretty dirty when she writes back, but she can’t help it. She told me, “The guys sometimes write in some really crazy stuff. I can’t help but be dragged into the utter with them. My mind goes to that red lusty place, and I just say how I feel!” She gets lots of sweet letters from inexperienced men who have never been with a BBW before, and they all praise her looks and sexual skill. This girl is not for lack of admirers!

True to the girl-talk nature of our phone call, we got to talking about the misbehavior of men, and shared our experiences concerning inappropriate tit grabbing and the not gayness of gay men. I was telling her about how every time I ever go to a gay bar with my mates, I end up with my top being pulled down or my skirt being pulled up so some apparently not-gay man in drag can get a good look at my goods. She topped me completely with a funny story about how one day she went to the beach with a bunch of friends during the summer so she could get in some fresh air and sun. The only boys she brought along with were supposed to have been batting for the same team, but she found herself shocked and utterly speechless when one of them snuck up behind her, reached around her cute chubby waist, and stuffed his hand right down the front of her bikini! The nasty typical man then pulled his hand out and sniffed it right in front of her, commenting on the fruity smell of her seawater soggy pussy! He then proceeded to refuse to rinse off his stolen hand perfume and kept referring to how sexy her slit smelled! Can you believe the audacity! You know if a straight man ever did that uninvited, he might just pull back a stump.

Anyway. I’m left quite intrigued by our short conversation. I can tell there’s more behind the scenes with this sexy lady. I was going to write a little piece about how every time I’ve secretly snuck one of her DVDs into my computer so I could get a little fix in before getting back to work again, I’ve been more than satisfied by her pillowy bosoms and fleshy round brown backside. I was going to describe in detail the way her full lips part when she slides her hungry mouth over the tip of a cock during the blowjobs I’ve seen her give. I wanted to divulge every detail about the way her huge tits swing as she positions herself face down ass up for the doggy style I’ve seen her take, but I just can’t. All I want to say about this exceptionally sweet and bright young lady is that I think she’s more than meets the eye. She sounds like she’d make a great friend, and an even better girlfriend and I want you all to know that. It’s like a brilliant addition that she’s horny and willing.

For her final words, she had this to say, “I just want to say to all the other BBW girls out there who are performing right now, that I think they’re beautiful. I want to remind them to keep confident because I happen to know that beauty alone isn’t everything. A man needs to know that the woman he’s with is also smart and confident. That’s what keeps their attention. To my fans, I’d also like to say that I enjoy your letters. The dirtier the better.” Nuff said. Oh, and just to make you all jealous, we’re getting together for tea as soon as the rain clears. So there.